I hear that LL Bean is selling litotes in three colors this season: heather green, cranberry red, and slate. They're very handy if you want to go exploring in wet areas in cold weather, but you do have to remember to comb them out with a steel-bristled brush after expeditions and, of course, feed them a blood meal once a month.

Act selfless, you will be infinite

The ways in which this phrase annoys and intrigues and terrifies me. Wow.