If 'Across the Taklamakan by Slime Mould' doesn't turn up within a year, someone should probably grow it.

Agreed. I won't bet against my falling on that sword, sandy and spore-powdered as it may be.

I wonder if there's a way to get them to reproduce the Pacific trading routes. Slime moulds on little barges may not work.

Perhaps not, but it is so adorable an image that I would like to believe it can exist.

I am not writing the poem where Loki reviews journal articles.

Oh . . .