Yay for further lack of headaches.
If 'Across the Taklamakan by Slime Mould' doesn't turn up within a year, someone should probably grow it.
I wonder if there's a way to get them to reproduce the Pacific trading routes. Slime moulds on little barges may not work.

I am not writing the poem where Loki reviews journal articles. "Peer review" is shaky enough as it stands...