Moorcock once proposed creating a sword and sorcery character called Naomi the Castrator and sending her round to Norman's house.

If I have not already told you to read hans_the_bold's Gay, Bejeweled, Nazi Bikers of Gor, it is the best parody of that lamentable oeuvre that exists and incidentally a brilliant deconstruction of the sexual politics. The author tends to blame me for its existence, which is entirely unfair. He started writing it on its own. I just told him to keep going. The damage done to his brain by the research required for a mercilessly accurate sendup of Norman's style may never be repaired.