You went for "Don't walk on fish" over "For God's sake, a statistically unlikely number of you seem to be grabbing live wires" ?

"Don't walk on fish" is brilliant. If it weren't such good advice, it'd be Dada.

(It also benefits, I think, from being the only instruction in the lot that doesn't threaten messy dismemberment or death if ignored. It's just very straightforward. And therefore a bit like that joke shirei_shibolim tells about surrealists and a lightbulb.)