She'd have some difficulty going through all our chocolate in a single sitting, unless she eats like Super Mario only with chocolate instead of mushrooms.

No, but if you have anything with ginger in the house, then you'll see cartoon principles in action.

Since you say "transdimensional" that makes me think it is not the SCA. Am I correct in my admittedly-shaky assumption?

I did Olympic archery for seven years, competitively; I was state champion for my age and gender in my division. I can still draw a forty-five-pound recurve. Selkie believes this is why I can pull her up off the couch freehand, but I really think it's just a basic application of Archimedes.