She'd have some difficulty going through all our chocolate in a single sitting, unless she eats like Super Mario only with chocolate instead of mushrooms. And without the growth mushroom.

Friday should be easier to call Friday than Saturday :P I admit I'm curious about the work with a recurve bow. It's been ages since I wielded any weapon outside of a kitchen knife, but I do like watching good warriors show their prowess. Since you say "transdimensional" that makes me think it is not the SCA. Am I correct in my admittedly-shaky assumption?