English and Metric. Prof Elemental's backing band.

Yes!

I so want Fuck You, Broccoli to be written by a vegetarian.

That would make it incredibly charming.

(I've recently found a taste for marinated artichoke hearts, but they are very, very strange.)

I rather like them. I even like swiss chard. I can't argue with a single word about cauliflower, though.

I personally think "hot ginger tea" is an acceptable story, but "duelling scar" also works for me.

Maybe the ginger tea was the choice of weapons!