The response to injury-based inquiries is always "Motorcycle accident."
Even the time when I was dating Nicole and gave myself a second-degree cuppatea burn on the tummy and all the skin came off and it looked twelve times more spectacular than my at-the-time-new heart surgery scars, except on the roundest and most obtrusively flabby part of me. Ugh.
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Even the time when I was dating Nicole and gave myself a second-degree cuppatea burn on the tummy and all the skin came off and it looked twelve times more spectacular than my at-the-time-new heart surgery scars, except on the roundest and most obtrusively flabby part of me. Ugh.
MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT.