....We'd have to find a way to draw it on the menu so that it could look, in another light, like a pheasant. (No reason. I just like the way "Pineapple! Pheasant!" scans.)

Have we catalogued the THSPs (Tiny Historical Shoulder Persons) at this point? I don't know if there's anyone to serve as balm to TRH, and I don't want to wish you T. A. M. T. to go with T. Witt, because I think that would be explosively combustive and your head is between your shoulders...