He's built like a sh*t brickhouse! I mean a sh*t . . . I mean a brick . . . whoops
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derspatchel's drinks cabinet and in honor of Mordecai Heller, I finally made and drank a Bunny Hug.
It didn't put me under the table (and we didn't pour it down the sink, as advised by The Savoy Cocktail Book), but I think it reintroduced Rob to his sinuses. I should probably fudge the proportions next time and use less absinthe, since the whisky and gin mostly serve as backup when equally distributed. It would all have come out of somebody's bathtub originally.
Cardullo's now carries the full range of Fentiman's, shandy and rose lemonade included. I have a bottle of the latter in the refrigerator. I plan to go back for the tonic water.
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Knock wood. This week didn't suck, either.
It didn't put me under the table (and we didn't pour it down the sink, as advised by The Savoy Cocktail Book), but I think it reintroduced Rob to his sinuses. I should probably fudge the proportions next time and use less absinthe, since the whisky and gin mostly serve as backup when equally distributed. It would all have come out of somebody's bathtub originally.
Cardullo's now carries the full range of Fentiman's, shandy and rose lemonade included. I have a bottle of the latter in the refrigerator. I plan to go back for the tonic water.
There are no words to describe Brian Blessed on QI.
Knock wood. This week didn't suck, either.

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Sinuses: Rob ... is it really you?
Rob: S-sinues. I-I never thought we'd meet again. Certainly not here! Not over a Bunny Hug.
Sinuses: You haven't changed a bit.
Rob: Ha. You know that's not true. But you . . . I'm remembering that time we had wasabi together--remember that? And that time there was that ammonia spill? Oh sinuses, are you here to stay this time Or are you just going to break my heart again?
I remember your mentioning that rose lemonade. One day I will swoop down on Cardullo's and get some.
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I think it's the only time I've ever heard about a drink and worried about what happens to the gin in it.
Knock wood. This week didn't suck, either.
It's wood from Ikea flat-pack furniture, but knocking as well. I had a friend who hypothesized that in Britain it's "touch wood" where in the states it's "knock wood" because what you are really doing is ordering a blessing from the Druids, and since the Druids are in Britain, you don't need to be so loud for them to hear.
The Fentiman's sounds *quite* interesting. I must investigate this. I have made things with dandelion and burdock (and red clover) for people in the past (I have also made more... direct interventions for a couple of people for the same reason), so it might be interesting to sample a more professional version of my medicine (the former, not the latter and parenthetical).
(ew.)
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I congratulate you on your Bunny Hug.
I think it reintroduced Rob to his sinuses
The logical next step is absinthe, whiskey and gin shaken with a tablespoon of wasabi: the Myxomatosis Hug.
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I could really get behind this whole "life not being a continual, grinding, crushing pile of manure," though.
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Since you're supposed to mix absinthe with sugar and ice-water anyhow, I think it could work; but if you used the caffeinated Mountain Dew, the results could be.... interesting....
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I raise a glass of rose lemonade: to a world of such weeks!
Nine
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As usually happens when I'm deep in edit farr, meanwhile, today I started thinking about Mordecai volunteering (or being volunteered, maybe, by Viktor) to balance Mitzi's books. I'll bet half the earlier documentation has probably met with an accident, but he might be able to back-engineer how things got to wherever they are now by looking at the wreckage. Or maybe that's just me treating math like magic again, as ever.
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Do you know any accountants?
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The best mixing tonic is Schweppes Indian Tonic; I tried the Fentiman's stuff and found it much like Sprite. YMMV.
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Bottled shandy at soft-drink strength is an interesting concept. I do sometimes drink the half-Harp half-lemonade* version in the summer if I'm driving and have time to drink but not quite enough time.
Knock wood. This week didn't suck, either.
I'm pleased by this. Wood is knocked for you.
*i.e. lemon-lime soda, although I once ran into a pub which made it with American-style fresh-squeezed lemonade, which was completely inauthentic yet delicious
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*ducks*
I recommend the Dandelion and Burdock. A friend used it as a mixer, but I can't remember what with.
I've had absinthe once; it put me into a kind of rigor mortis, and the next day, I could feel my brain cells popping like bubble wrap. Never again!
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I'm glad the week didn't suck. I hope the trend continues. :)
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