a new date and name pairing on the "Sex in the Stacks is awesome" graffitti.

You had constantly updated library sex graffiti? That's great.

Sadly, that was the only time that I ever saw anything remotely like that in the library. Most of the stories were about the creepy tattooed guy that came every day and tried to make conversation.

I'm sorry. That is much less awesome.

I was later fired after turning on a light with a switch that was taped up. It blew up and the library had to be evacuated in order to avoid mercury poisoning.

I must say, given the human tendency to push any button marked "Do Not Push," I am not impressed with your library's precautions.