stuff that enflamed the ancients.

Or stuff they thought was perfectly normal to hang around the house. (Have an apotropaic phallus! With a little phallus of its own!)

In a similar vein, have you ever checked out any shunga

Yes; I think I discovered the genre in grad school. "Abalone Fisherwoman with Octopus" is the first one I remember noticing.

There weren't many nice ones in that family ...

Well, Claudius thinks he's nice.

If you got an account I would definitely follow it (as, no doubt, would others).

Thank you. I don't plan on it. I think I maxed out my patience for social media with Facebook this summer.