...Alexander's half-sister the mermaid. He kept her tattooed on his shoulder, it sounds like. I can think of worse patrons..

Indeed.

I don't suppose you could tell me about the tartan if you see it?

I'm not much good for identifying tartans, but I'll let you know if I've any notion at all, an I do see it.

Heh. Thank you. The attempt is most appreciated nonetheless.

You're very welcome.