You watched... what? Do you need perry and codeinated paracetamol?

I realised you've been in a Regency drought. It's because I can't quite sit, you see. I have to save all my sitting for work. I much resemble, even three days later, one of those awful hams that got baked in maraschino-cherry juice.

But for the love of Gawd, must a lack of Regency drive you straight into the arms of nunsploitation?