Ah, cool. I got the evident merit one from them both times. I understand it's quite rare.

I am on a breadroll!
(as one of my students wrote in a recent paper, "the Enlightenment gave women a new roll").

I sent "13 Principles of Faith" (the one I just sold to Apex) to a Jewish-themed magazine, and they held it for almost a year, after which they wrote back to say that the magazine changed directions. :P This is a poem I know is good (which happens to me very rarely), and is the closest to mainstream I've ever come, so I don't even know.