Unfortunately, I have a full-time job as a research scientist... so my clone will have to do that translation (*smile*).

Alas!

Also, given the potential readership for such a work, finding a publisher might be a major roadblock.

Well, should it ever become relevant, Harvard's Center for Hellenic Studies would be a good bet. I used to proofread for them; they don't stop with the classical world. And being connected to the Milman Parry Collection, they are very fond of oral literature.