Makes for good reading but probably not very restful sleeping.

On waking it produced a combination of WTF and aesthetic appreciation. If I could actually write all of the things my sleeping brain thinks are good stories, I'd probably have a career.

When I saw your subject line, I thought you'd be linking to the story of the gladiators' graveyard.

I'm afraid I didn't think of it, but I have seen the news! It's great.