I had a friend who dreamed endless, iterative murders by his friends and loved ones 6 nights out of 7 for years. I had dreams of being a ghost for a month after being killed in my dreams by my nemesis. It's good to know that what they say about dying in dreams is untrue. Unless of course, what they're saying is that it kind of sucks.

My co-workers and I have determined that this week can go to hell and burn.