I can also conjure computers if you need one (though the fact that you posted this suggests to me that you are probably OK).

The thought is appreciated. I am in fact using my mother's desktop; it is slow as death and many operating systems behind my laptop, but it allows me to check my e-mail and post, so I can tell people I'm not dead, only very annoyed. I am looking into a new computer today. But thank you, seriously.