Popping into someone else's thread to note that "Grauniad" is a humorous rearrangement of "Guardian," to point up that newspaper's habit (so it is said) of misspelling things.

Gah. I shouldn't even try to interact with people when I'm sick.

Even Wordsworth's dabblings in medievalism are okay compared to Mark Twain's, and Wordsworth dripped gory druids and ruins all over a few pages....

I will, however, point out that I love the image of needing to mop Wordsworth off a mythos.