Two of the sentences in this paragraph, I wanted to have written in an inflected language.

Been there. ;)

Why are all my fictional artistic movements from Weimar Germany?
Ummm... Because they had every conceivable OTHER strange artistic movement? Or maybe watching Comedian Harmonists one too many times...

I need to learn to read Greek, at least enough to sound things out a little, someday.
Dedükè men ha selanna kai plëyadès.
I still don't know what it means, though. And 'Big Book, Very Bad'???

Cool post!