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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2005-03-10 01:30 am

Strange is your language and I have no decoder

Created with the kind help of [livejournal.com profile] weirdquark and Markov:

Authors and staff members will read from the underworld. Be warned, the text implies that she has it in mind to take over the last king of the above.

(Cut for greater randomness than usual.)

I know that the worst sin—perhaps the only sin—passion can commit, is to be last in line.

And because I have also, finally, added some interests to my regularly scheduled Greek epigrams.

Located a copy at the Egalgina and took away the fibula-pin of her sister's butt.

And who could fail to be represented by William Blake?

When celebrating his newfound freedom, Namtar goes on a binge in the presence of Ea the king.*

Beer straws and lapis lazuli do not make pregnant the jenny.

I am a devotee of Terry Pratchett's Discworld books—though I consider those sort of a commedia dell' arte troupe.

Can I fuse the two and be a sufficiently worthy drink?

My lady, let them give me the skin, let me curse you with a sarcastic slave named Namtar who escapes drinking hemlock at the Boston Public Library Saturday, April 9. Time: 2—4 p.m. Light refreshments served.

I appreciate that he took the time to find himself pulled down into the silence within the stones.

All my past mistakes and every misspent day I wouldn't have it out on a motorcyle.

May your prick grow as long as a fall guy.

Memo to self: don't make national monuments out of my bed.


*Look, I think it's funny!

You are The Mad Hatter
You are The Mad Hatter

One thing is for sure -- you're as mad as a hatter.
You have an obsession with time and if tea time
were to ever cease, you would probably be even
more confused.

What Alice in Wonderland Character Are You?
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Eh. That suits.

[identity profile] rushthatspeaks.livejournal.com 2005-03-10 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
I swear, the Markov generator is one part hysterically funny, two parts totally irrelevant, and one part things that spawn their own stories. The best it's ever given me was quite timely, during my Classics thesis: 'It was an incoherent scream, such as Japanese and Greek.'

[identity profile] fleurdelis28.livejournal.com 2005-03-10 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!!!!! Those are really, really wonderful.

"My lady, let them give me the skin, let me curse you with a sarcastic slave named Namtar who escapes drinking hemlock at the Boston Public Library Saturday, April 9. Time: 2—4 p.m. Light refreshments served."

*Snerk*

The idea of Terry Pratchett's books as a sort of commedia dell-arte troupe is really wonderful, and probably appropriate.