Doesn't that stele just fall under Stop Leaving Your Crap Around, because clearly it was a weekend project or a date-liqueur dare or something?

It makes Berenike sound like an even better place to spend a weekend if you ask me. We could get, like, eel with mango pickle.

...I need to find skewers big enough for Property Manager Onna Stick.

Only as a decorative element, on account of everyone's health, please.

Edit: I got within swimming distance, plus or minus pelagic snacky species, of Minami-tori-shima, which feels a little haunted!

Probably! But you'd have snacks while you figured out what to do about it!