Pfah, I see I am not in your interests. What does a new-published novelist have to do to garner your accolades?

I'll be over here, prosaic and boring, and yet possessed of all the yummy chocolate. Oooh, and I finished Tam Lin, by the way. You're tall, angular, long-tressed and dwell among classicists; did you come out of a hillside sometime in the early twentieth century?