Oh, what, you mean, it doesn't send text messages and automatically share to Instagram or switch on your fridge and let you watch telly on it?? It just takes pictures? Unheard of!

It wouldn't upload to the cloud if I threw it through one! I don't want to lose it!

Also, my birthday set the TBR pile back a bit, as is only the right purpose of a birthday. Books dropped through my door one by one on Friday! It was awesome.

Happy birthday! Congratulations on your well-earned book haul!