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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2025-05-12 05:18 am

Hey, kid, just sing the songs that wake the dead

It upsets me for many reasons that science in this country is about to crash for a generation if we're lucky, but one more is the news which [personal profile] spatch just sent me that it is now possible to synchrotronically transmute lead into gold so long as you don't mind the gold being a transient and unstable radioisotope. Is there a productive application for this discovery? Do I care? I'd rather it take my tax money than anything advanced by RFK Jr. I like libraries and habeas corpus, too.

To every nimrod who still wants to claim that the women of noir are misogynistically divided between the milksop and the fatale, I commend the enchantingly left-field battle royale climax of Riffraff (1947) in which Anne Jeffreys launches herself like a pro wrestler onto Walter Slezak while Pat O'Brien is still fighting off his goons and then squashes him under a bookcase from which he has to disencumber himself like the victim of a Murphy bed. It's even goofier and braver because Slezak in this film has real menace, a summer-suited stone cold sketch artist who finishes up his latest street scene while his hired muscle is slugging the bejeezus out of O'Brien, whose amiable chiseler of a private eye has a nicely careless chemistry with Jeffreys' canary, herself the kind of platinum-tressed pulp ideal who can pick herself up from getting cold-cocked in someone else's tossed office with breezily tart sang-froid. The opening murder at 30,000 feet is breathtaking in its sharp-shot night rain and silence, but I may still consider the film stolen by Percy Kilbride as the sarcastically milk-tippling cabbie whose jalopy fires up like the 1812 Overture and whose gag of mending O'Brien's shirts runs all the way through a proposal into breach of promise. He's the cherry on this modest but satisfying sundae of RKO B-noir which balances its shortfalls in budget with buckets of style, incidentally the first non-short film I have managed to watch this month. "You got the piano player?"

Speaking of women in noir, the Brattle has announced this year's Noir City Boston and despite the presence of Foster Hirsch, I am not missing Caged (1950) on 35 mm, not to mention I have never seen the directorial debut of Mickey Rooney, My True Story (1951). I reserve the right to throw popcorn if he mischaracterizes any of the dark city dames I know anything about.

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[personal profile] spatch 2025-05-12 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
You really caught a great screenshot there, capturing Slezak with such an amazing gleam in his eyes.
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[personal profile] vr_trakowski 2025-05-12 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It always tickles me when I see you (or anyone) mention Walter Slezak, because I know his name from With Love from Karen, the second biography of Karen Killilea. Apparently Slezak and his wife were friends of the family, so they're mentioned a few times, with only a vague intimation of what they actually did for a living. My brain always goes "Oh, he was an actor??"
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[personal profile] dramaticirony 2025-05-12 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
> claim that women of noir are misogynistically divided between the milksop and the
> fatale

Yeah, it's a little odd to see folks sometimes treat archetypes as more than a vague approximation that can, sometimes, be worth attending to, but instead choose to treat a potentially interesting pattern as if it inevitably more important than the complexity of a rounded character.

As if directors were playing DnD, and "the fatale" was a character class, or whatever.

(Now I want to create "Milksop" as a character class...)
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[personal profile] thisbluespirit 2025-05-12 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
it is now possible to synchrotronically transmute lead into gold so long as you don't mind the gold being a transient and unstable radioisotope.

This sounds like something Steel would have concerns about.

Good luck with getting to the Noir event; and that is a very cool screenshot.

(In the meantime, I wish my A-Level history of Democracies and Totalitarian States would stop being so relevant all the time. *hugs*)
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[personal profile] asakiyume 2025-05-12 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
so long as you don't mind the gold being a transient and unstable radioisotope

I feel like a transient and unstable radioisotope! Transient and Unstable Radioisotopes of the World Unite! We are Golden!

a summer-suited stone cold sketch artist *shiver* Riffraff sounds good.
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[personal profile] ethelmay 2025-05-12 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
The once-famous Please Don't Eat the Daisies, by Jean Kerr, mentions the Killileas as neighbors. ("I don't care what Rory Killilea gets to do, you are not" whatever it was.)
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[personal profile] gwynnega 2025-05-12 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay Caged on 35 mm! (This year I finally started going to movies again for the first time since the start of the pandemic, in no small part because I discovered my local movie house is screening a lot of cool classics, via the American Cinematheque.)

That is a great photo of Walter Slezak.
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[personal profile] gwynnega 2025-05-12 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
First I saw Hollywood Story (1950) as part of a book release event for Mallory O'Meara's Daughter of Danger. Then I was very excited to see Diary of a Mad Housewife on a big screen (though I'd seen it countless times on small screens). Most recently I saw, and loved, Sinners at a theater in Glendale; I want to see it in IMAX, but that may be more challenging. (It was showing in IMAX at my other neighborhood theater, but it was sold out on the day I wanted to go.)
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[personal profile] asakiyume 2025-05-13 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
If the film didn't end with her and O'Brien romantically clinched, he should at least have taken her on as a partner and probably still should. -Let's make it head canon! (I say, not having seen it, but riding on your enthusiasm.)

The threat level is real, but the wisecracks are priceless. --Aaaaahhh, sounds so good. (I clicked on your clickable title and got to the TCM page, and Anne Jeffries definitely looks COMPETENT as well as female. Nice.)
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[personal profile] chanter1944 2025-05-13 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Gold being a transient and unstable radioisotope - and we thought only the transuranics had a claim to instability... :)
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[personal profile] chanter1944 2025-05-13 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
I... find myself wanting to write this. Oh dear?
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[personal profile] chanter1944 2025-05-13 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh goodness, Gold is enough of a concern but I've just realized - poor Lead! :( I can envision Sapphire objecting quite strenuously to anyone potentially hurting him. Steel too, in his own way, though you'll not catch him admitting so aloud.
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[personal profile] chanter1944 2025-05-13 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Kyanite: *shifting heel to toe, fast, and throwing off multicolored sparks* Don't give me that look, Copper - what a tale their turbulency tells - come on come on come on! I've owed Lead for ages, and they're hurting him. If you think I'm not jumping out for this, you haven't met me! And you can't honestly stand there and tell me you aren't worried about Gold; try it and I'll call you a liar. Silver! Tell your frenemy to get his head out of his matrix, will you? He's not listening to me and I'm about to portal out. Some things are more important than a low profile, and this is one of them. 'Scuze me!

... Uh. Sorry. I'm not entirely sure where that lot came from!
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[personal profile] thisbluespirit 2025-05-13 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Given what Gold is like in the audios, too, no one would be happy about it! They need to leave Lead alone; he's fine as he is! XD
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[personal profile] chanter1944 2025-05-14 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I do need to listen to these audios, don't I? I've hesitated up to now, concerned that I'd trip over the differences in voices.
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[personal profile] thisbluespirit 2025-05-14 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
I tend to think of it being very optional, but if you like that kind of thing, they do include some of Big Finish's best audios. David Warner and Susannah York are very good alternatives, plus they did get David Collings to reprise Silver for three of them. (There's a suggestion in it, too, that sometimes you just get new Sapphires and Steels who are fundamentally the same Sapphires and Steels anyway, but who knows?) Anyway, at this point, whenever it's been a while since I've watched/listened, Steel looks like David McCallum and sounds like David Warner in my head, and I'm quite happy with that. XD But plenty of other people don't really want to try it with other people, either, and that's quite understandable.
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[personal profile] skygiants 2025-05-15 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna be out of town for all of Noir City and I'm SO MAD ABOUT IT
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[personal profile] vr_trakowski 2025-05-15 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, Jean Kerr pops up too - one of these days I actually have to read her books...
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[personal profile] moon_custafer 2025-05-15 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Reminds me of an Opera Atelier opening-night reception I got to attend, where I overheard someone tasked with telling the conductor: "I don't care if you're the only man allowed to smoke in Kiri Te Kanawa's house, you can't do it here!"
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[personal profile] moon_custafer 2025-05-15 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently someone once ran a noir-themed LARP in which one character was "the detective's voice-over narration." All the other players had only been told that this player would be present, but wouldn't interact with them directly, and that they were to behave as though they couldn't see or hear him.
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[personal profile] moon_custafer 2025-05-15 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if there's any more of it I'll happily read it!
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[personal profile] skygiants 2025-05-25 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I was kicking myself when I saw the dates! It's for work, too, but I should be able to do some nice things round the edges -- may have an Alice in Wonderland ballet lined up for myself at least. However I'm determined to make whenever it comes round again, which fortunately it does with frequency.