Dramatis Personae

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So I took this quiz. And because I have a thing for commedia dell' arte, I took it twice. Initially, I was classified as:


Hey there Servietta
You're the saucy maid who puts the
"service" into "full service."
Want to audition to be part of
a commedia dell'arte troupe?

And then, with the revision of a single answer:


Salutations Dottore!
The veracity of this quiz has been adjudicated with
the persipicuity with which it discerned your
gift of intellect.

So now I'm curious. Can I fuse the two and be a sexy pedant? There's got to be a niche somewhere . . .