A very silly novel, the dramatis personae of which include Hugo Rune (mage, author of the _Book of Ultimate Truths_, and reinventor of the ocarina), Cornelius Murphy (the Stuff of Epics and the natural son of the aforementioned Rune), and the King of the Faeries, Father Christmas.
Also appearing are Her Majesty the Queen (who also happens to be Queen of the Faeries and Father Christmas' estranged wife), Vain Glory, the lead singer of Gandhi's Hairdryer (the world's greatest rock band), New Age Travellers, and an army of big green things.
A minor, but nonetheless significant, subplot involves reliable Ron Sturdy, sergeant and former second in command to Inspectre Sherringford Hovis, being partnered with Constable Ken Loathsome ("hand-reared on American cop shows and donuts that go dunk in your decaffeinated").
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Also appearing are Her Majesty the Queen (who also happens to be Queen of the Faeries and Father Christmas' estranged wife), Vain Glory, the lead singer of Gandhi's Hairdryer (the world's greatest rock band), New Age Travellers, and an army of big green things.
A minor, but nonetheless significant, subplot involves reliable Ron Sturdy, sergeant and former second in command to Inspectre Sherringford Hovis, being partnered with Constable Ken Loathsome ("hand-reared on American cop shows and donuts that go dunk in your decaffeinated").