My account is solely for the purpose of making snarky asides in _other_ people's posts.

I got a livejournal in order to read friends' locked posts. Look where that got me.

1. Because in case you ever post anything, I want to read it!

2. The Comedian Harmonists' "Mein kleiner grüner Kaktus."

3. You are a jack of all trades and master of an impressive number thereof.

4. Your homebrewed stout was, to date, one of exactly three beers I have ever wanted to drink again.

5. Verdialos, from the Liavek anthologies (primarily in the contributions by Pamela Dean, whose invention I believe he is).

6. Do you have a middle name?

7. The only one you have: you look decently like yourself.