1. With your interests in opera and supporting characters, it would be extremely unintelligent of me to ignore you.

2. Bob Dylan's "Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands."

3. You speak cat.

4. This year at Halloween, you carved the most classical pumpkin I have ever seen.

5. Adam Wayne, from G.K. Chesterton's The Napoleon of Notting Hill.

6. What role—in the theatrical genre of your choice—would you most like to perform?

7. It used to be "But why is the tea gone?" (And, of course, now the icon is itself gone.) I therefore vote for the radish that knows no Greek.