I can't believe there's no fic on AO3 for this thing, either. The Venn diagram of people who watch old movies and people who write fanfiction cannot be that small.

I agree, this movie needs a fix-it! And oh, a bunch of old movies got nominated for Yuletide, so I remain hopeful! :D

Oh, my God, he's so young and so recognizable and I'm so glad he stopped center-parting his hair, it was doing nothing for him.

(He was in the glee club!)

And in lots of other things too!