They are kind, fair, and civilly disobedient. They play saxophone, trombone, guitar, and four-pan steel drum -- also called a guitar! They are physically fearless.

They are also a goddamn lot, but it balances out.

...the turtle is very happy as his species goes. He lives in a chicken-wire-topped 40-gallon clear tote full of diggy spots and enjoys sitting in his water dish, even when he has a bigger, purpose-obtained sit pool. I believe he does this to be passive-aggressive.