I took out the trash today and I'm on fire

[sovay]

This is a day of many posts. From lignota, matociquala, deliasherman:











I am?

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[setsuled.livejournal.com]

I am?

You are. From the first time I laid eyes on your . . . journal--my seeing eyes saw for sure you were some kind of ultimate megalomaniacal secret sex person! I could see right through my modem to the leather clad 80s music video love poison queen astride her mountain of golden skulls--skulls of men, each bearing it's own individual message of depravity despite being steamrolled en masse by the terrible juggernaut of sin--you! Yes, madam, for you are the curvy face-hugger hidden in the Cadbury egg, the luscious toaster luring the knives of every man, seemingly but an innocent creature with designs solely on warming good, godly toast.

You've been tempting me and everyone at seductiveshorts.com for too long, thou sinister siren of sin, you! You've pitted us all against each other like . . . animals in cage for your own amusement. Damnit, Spock's a Vulcan--you're killing him! Stop this madness now, stop . . . this . . . now . . . !

[deadcities-icon.livejournal.com]

Well, that's gone and tore it. The secret is out.

[xterminal.livejournal.com]

Ooh... you juggernaut of sin, you.

[ap-aelfwine.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the warning ;-)