As per uzh, here I am with the shallowest take: I know about The Eagle now, and I. Uh. That certainly is Jamie Bell. Is there slash? There has got to be slash. Have you seen the film? Is it trashily mud-spattered Camulodunum-punk?

(Yes, also, your takes are salient and we have our collective finger cramping in the sea-wall of antifascism, but I'm so easily distracted by Potential Historical Gay.)