You could borrow Child's artfully split-kneed and slashed black velvet Goth Rock trousers. I think they'd really work with this.

My legs may still be longer than theirs! They definitely have the grasshopper proportions advantage right now, though.

They ran around and around friends' yard with many glow sticks, high on mini Rice Krispie treats and a roll of Smarties. What a strange year.

You can tell them I am wearing one blue and one purplish-pink glow stick on either wrist, which means I'm pretty sure I'm wearing a bi flag.

It is a strange year, but we are here for it. (2020: the equal and opposite reaction of Shehecheyanu and NOPE.)