Many wondrous things in this post, including proof of your mother! (Aside from all thost votive statues they've found in those caves.)

a) That's a good costume for you
b) That's a great costume for him; did he have a tail?
c) You used the F word.

I still want to do that dramatic reading of A Verse From Babylon. I need to get in touch with you via some other forum than LJ, clearly.