That is a terrible (in the many senses of the word) dream.

You should take credit for the dreaming you. You are your own amanuensis.

I'm always amazed by your ability to recall your dreams. My dreams almost always evaporate like dew. Sometimes, I've had dreams that seem to stretch over nights, yet even then, I'm only aware of remembering them when I'm back in them, and I lose them again when awake.